My Next Life - By Woody Allen

This is Sean Morey's bit. YOu can find it verified at Snopes.com

This was stolen off of seinfeld

Woody Allen DID NOT WRITE THIS! Quino (who happens to look very much alike) did.

It was on Seinfeld RETARDS

Bah this is a copy of what quino wrote once...

At age 65 you get touched by a 12 year old in his big wheels? Thats a weird life Woody Allen.

This is accredited to the wrong person; It's actually from Sean Morey's "Reverse Life Cycle"

What the fuck are you guys talking about? So he married his wife's daughter! We live in a pretty fucking backwards world. This is amazing! The guy was hilarious! Ever seen one of his movies? BRILLIANT.

charlie chaplin said that.

I don't really care who came up with it first, it's still funny.

Ya and Johnathan Winters used this on Mork and Mindy too... I bet it's been being' said for ages by many thoughtful souls :~>

Idiots! The whole lot of ya.

Exactly!, it wasnt from Woody, George costanza says that in a seinfeld episode i remmy it

woody isn't a paedophile, and learn how to spell, you fucking douchebags.

Age inappropriate. Socially insensitive. Bad taste. Weird. Yes, all of those and more, but strictly speaking not paedophilia. Lots of men and women have much younger partners although not under the same unusual circumstances. Never the less it it not fair to brand him as a child molester. It is his business and he has not broken any laws. I could never do it just like most people but we need to be more tolerant since he has done nothing wrong technically speaking....

But WHAT WAS HE THINKING?????

sorry... is QUINO... hahhaha

the original is in spanish, by TRINO...

That is pretty much EXACTLY the premise of the book Counter-Clock World by Philip K. Dick.

This is dangerously close to the Karl Pilkington way of thinking!

george costanza says that in a seinfeld episode

What l find funny is that people actually go to Snopes to verify something.

Don't you people realise that Snopes is NOT a THINK TANK, but just an ordinary couple trying to bilk out a living out of gullible ignorant public.

SHOW ME THE CREDENTIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is bullshit, the guy that invented this phrase was an argentinian named Quino!!

this wasn't by him, it was by george carlin

This would be Ideal, but if you agree, there is something wrong.

not Woody Allen or Carlin or Rooney...

It was written by a comedian named Sean Morey

source:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney3.asp

I've now seen this credited to Andy Rooney (first time I saw it), George Carlin (second), and Woody Allen (third). Who actually started this quote, anyone have some facts? My curiosity is piqued.

Woody Allen Got home late one day and his wife met him at the door and with her arms crossed said I want a divorce.

A Divorce why?

I heard you are a pedophile.

A pedophile? My that's a mighty big word for a 12 year old.

he forgot about having sex with minors and marrying your wife's daughter...and how he likes to be a pervert...

I thought this was the script to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

who cares the comment is right

people need to stop reposting this and crediting it to other people

this quote was said by someone else

I'm pretty sure this is actually a George Carlin quote.

Costanza said it better.

Oh, BTW, FUCK Woody Allen.

He forgot to mention closet pedophile. Oh, wait, that's this lifetime. My bad.

that's George!

I read that George Costanza said that too, but read somewhere ELSW that George CARLIN did.

Now, who did say that, really?

these are george costanza's words