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My Next Life - By Woody Allen

My Next Life - By Woody Allen
posted by ginniet 5 years ago

Woody Allen describes why he wants his next life to be in reverse, starting old and getting younger.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    This is Sean Morey's bit. YOu can find it verified at Snopes.com

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    This was stolen off of seinfeld

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Woody Allen DID NOT WRITE THIS! Quino (who happens to look very much alike) did.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    It was on Seinfeld RETARDS

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Bah this is a copy of what quino wrote once...

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    At age 65 you get touched by a 12 year old in his big wheels? Thats a weird life Woody Allen.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    This is accredited to the wrong person; It's actually from Sean Morey's "Reverse Life Cycle"

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    What the fuck are you guys talking about? So he married his wife's daughter! We live in a pretty fucking backwards world. This is amazing! The guy was hilarious! Ever seen one of his movies? BRILLIANT.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    charlie chaplin said that.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    I don't really care who came up with it first, it's still funny.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Ya and Johnathan Winters used this on Mork and Mindy too... I bet it's been being' said for ages by many thoughtful souls :~>

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Idiots! The whole lot of ya.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Exactly!, it wasnt from Woody, George costanza says that in a seinfeld episode i remmy it

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    woody isn't a paedophile, and learn how to spell, you fucking douchebags.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Age inappropriate. Socially insensitive. Bad taste. Weird. Yes, all of those and more, but strictly speaking not paedophilia. Lots of men and women have much younger partners although not under the same unusual circumstances. Never the less it it not fair to brand him as a child molester. It is his business and he has not broken any laws. I could never do it just like most people but we need to be more tolerant since he has done nothing wrong technically speaking....

    But WHAT WAS HE THINKING?????

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    sorry... is QUINO... hahhaha

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    the original is in spanish, by TRINO...

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    That is pretty much EXACTLY the premise of the book Counter-Clock World by Philip K. Dick.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    This is dangerously close to the Karl Pilkington way of thinking!

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    george costanza says that in a seinfeld episode

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    What l find funny is that people actually go to Snopes to verify something.

    Don't you people realise that Snopes is NOT a THINK TANK, but just an ordinary couple trying to bilk out a living out of gullible ignorant public.

    SHOW ME THE CREDENTIALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    This is bullshit, the guy that invented this phrase was an argentinian named Quino!!

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      Anonymous
      / 5 years ago

      Hey i'm really interested in figuring out who came up with this, i've read the quino version too and well deffinately someone coppied someone, and i want to know who was the original, do you have any proof with dates of publication?

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        Anonymous
        / 4 years ago

        They're both weird looking.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    this wasn't by him, it was by george carlin

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    This would be Ideal, but if you agree, there is something wrong.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    not Woody Allen or Carlin or Rooney...

    It was written by a comedian named Sean Morey

    source:

    http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/rooney3.asp

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    I've now seen this credited to Andy Rooney (first time I saw it), George Carlin (second), and Woody Allen (third). Who actually started this quote, anyone have some facts? My curiosity is piqued.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Woody Allen Got home late one day and his wife met him at the door and with her arms crossed said I want a divorce.

    A Divorce why?

    I heard you are a pedophile.

    A pedophile? My that's a mighty big word for a 12 year old.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    he forgot about having sex with minors and marrying your wife's daughter...and how he likes to be a pervert...

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    I thought this was the script to The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    who cares the comment is right

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      everybody

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    people need to stop reposting this and crediting it to other people

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    this quote was said by someone else

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    I'm pretty sure this is actually a George Carlin quote.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Costanza said it better.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    Oh, BTW, FUCK Woody Allen.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    He forgot to mention closet pedophile. Oh, wait, that's this lifetime. My bad.

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    that's George!

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    I read that George Costanza said that too, but read somewhere ELSW that George CARLIN did.

    Now, who did say that, really?

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    Anonymous
    / 5 years ago

    these are george costanza's words

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      Anonymous
      / 5 years ago

      first of all, woody allen is a real person and has been around A LOT longer then george costanza who is a fictional that is based semi on woody allen and semi on larry david. I think it's safe to say woody allen said this first.

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        Anonymous
        / 5 years ago

        Actually, Woody Allen is an artsy douche. George Costanza is fictional, George Carlin is very much real and equally sadly, deceased.

        George Carlin said it and if you imagine him saying it, its so much funnier...

        However, I'm happy to credit Woody Allen with a famous quote of his:

        "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."

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        Anonymous
        / 5 years ago

        George Carlin is a real person, and not a douche bag like Pedo Allen

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        Anonymous
        / 5 years ago

        LOL!

        Thanks man...somenone needed to say that.

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