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Paper vs Rock

Paper vs Rock
posted by homer_simpson 3 years ago

Paper vs Rock

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Rock wins every time :)

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    paper beat robert de niro in brazil (1984).

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    ive always wondered the same thing

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    this is a truly funny observation

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    I'm not a fan of all the pricks who call people out on all their spelling mistakes. "Hey everybody I'm smart because I noticed that this guy was missing an apostrophe!" Douche

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      You should have put a period after the word "Douche".

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        Anonymous
        / 4 months ago

        Bam!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    passive aggressive much?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    lmfao this is amazing

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    http://www.worldrps.com/faqs/26-8-why-does-paper-cover-rock

    Now everyone shut the fuck up

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      Anonymous
      / 4 months ago

      From the link:

      8. Why does paper cover rock?

      While not exactly intuitive, the sympolic meaning of paper covering a rock dates back to ancient Chinese culture. When a petition was made to the Emperor, the petition was signified by a rock.Upon making a decision the Emperor would have his servants place a sheaf of paper either over or under the rock. If the sheaf was placed under the rock it would signify acceptance of the petition. If the sheaf was placed on top of the rock it signified denial of the petition. Over time the symbolic image of paper covering a rock became synonomous with defeat.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    i just peed a little i laughed so hard!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    that was just plain awesome!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    were can i buy this

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    I mean, it could be a small rock and some crazy papyrus we're talking about.....Egyptians. did invent the game you know. And yes, they also invented scissors. People don't know what the fuck they're talking about. GO PAPER!!!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    The rock is a fist. The paper is actually an open hand, deflecting the fist. A counterattack roundhouse kick is thereby implied.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    unless your opponent is a blackbelt, and he uses his already open hand to catch your crudely clenched fist

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    The latter part of the above pic, would potentially result in a prosecution which would be on a lot of paper resulting in a jail sentence, ultimately protecting us.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    I actually tried to punch someone after choosing rock, and they had paper, but they slapped my hand away... paper defeated rock...

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Thats why this can all be solved with rock paper scissors lizzard spac

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    just dont do the fucking game -.-" lol

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    The only thing is I would punch you back and knock you the fuck out.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    the guy who made this sign is just a waste of life butthole. and the guy who took the picture and recommended it to stumbleupon is even worse. Haters gonna hate, but I don't want to listen to bullshit. If you don't want to play rock, paper, scissors, don't come over to my house.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Why? do you have Rock Paper Scissor Parties?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    All I know is that Spock beats all three options.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    rock paper scissor shoe!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    paper is supposed to be dynamite with a cut-able wick so rock will be blown up but scissors can cut the wick

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    what the heck?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    i think we all know that kramer already explored this concept in Seinfeld. Failed attempt to be creative.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    then they do a wax on wax off with their hand already in that form, then they do the crane and knock you out. Thats how paper beats scissors.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      rock*

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    You could try to beat the guy with the paper hand? But he will stop your fist with guess what?! His already open hand... And then shape into scissors and guees what?! Pull your eyes off, wehre is your rock now? Stupid asshole.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    yes but if i am a kung fu master my paper hand is in exactly the correct position to block your clenched fist.....wax off paper beat rock

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    when you throw that punch ill catch it with my open hand

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Chuck Norris can use paper to beat rock.

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      Anonymous
      / 4 months ago

      Chuck Norris jokes are completely unfunny.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    yea as you try to punch my face your fist lands in my strategically placed open palm. Doh!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    In Sweden we call it rock, scissors and bag (like a plastic bag or a paper bag), considering the bag to somehow engulf the rock...

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    you're fucking bitter. laugh a little.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    waw...art

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    did anyone else catch that this is from Dane Cooks stand up? therefore most likely has nothing to do with money, power, or science....

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      and has everything to do with simple comedy

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    I agree with punching you in the face.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    dik ed blud u r dizzy play the game like u shud its not ur game u dint invent it

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    In Swedish the game is called "rock, bag, scissors". Makes a lot more sense.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Your just jealous because you probably can't win, so you come up with your own little "logical" explanation. Yup, chart that one down as another major fail!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    no

    who made this is stupid.

    throw a rock at a piece of paper

    if it splits in two, let me know.

    that's just stupid </3

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    that is good

    i could punch that person i hate

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    when i play rock paper scissors i keep a stick in my pocket and then yell choose "LIGHTSABER!" or occasionally "WIZARD!"... automatic win.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    LOL DIDNOTREADLOL UMAD?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Ok take some paper, wrap it around a rock, and set it down. See if the rock escapes.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    i luv this soooooooooo much!!! xx

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    thats amazing!!!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    HAAHAHAHA nice dude ima do that to my friends =3

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Well this is just silly. I'd block your punch with my already-set palm. Paper protects me.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Chuck norris could catch your rock out of mid-air with his paper, game over.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    I think anyone trying to make this stumble into a deeper meaning is an idiot. It's just something funny. Laugh a little instead of trying to analyze the crap out of something that has no deeper meaning. Rock, Paper, Scissors= FUN. NOT money, power, science or w/e the frak you're trying to make it into. Why so serious?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    You would use rock and punch me eh? Well I'd use my paper and slap you so hard in the fucking face ill make your cheeks bleed.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Paper blinds the rock. This leaves said rock confused long enough for paper to do its magic.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      And while both are distracted, scissors takes over all!!!! Mwahahahah!!!!!!!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    this is what you call trying to hard to be funny

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      too hard... (sorry)

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    fuck yall

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    wow best comment page ever lmao and everyone here has the same name what a coincidence

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    HAHAHA

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    ...And then Chuck Norris blocked his rock-fist punch with his flat paper hand and proceeded to slap him senseless.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    fuck yeah

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    YEAH

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    pointing out the rock/paper conundrum = not interesting anymore

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    what are your feelings about rock paper scissors dragon spock?

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    Oooh wow.I just thought this was hilarious...I read down through these comments and its sad to see that people argue about the stupidest crap.its a quote, its funny...who cares about if someone can spell right when they comment? And who cares who said this first? Its a damn joke people! For the love of god don't be children!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    i'll bitch slap you with my paper hand and knock your ass down before you ever get a chance to punch me if i ever see you, because you threaten me about a game, that your are obviously to retarded to understand.

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    rock (dynamite with a cutable wip) and siccerrs

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Cutable? As in you can cute it? Don't even get me started on siccerrs...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Whoever wrote that...took the time to put that on a sign board...is scary intense. I'd never want to meet this guy, although he's probably in a mental hospital as I type this.

    -Jeeem-

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    It is special paper constructed from carbon nano-tubes and is completely indestructible...... SO SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!!

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      How the fuck do scissors cut it?

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    true i just played practical rps (rock paper scissors) with another 21 yr 0ld and he beat me with paper againest rock he wraped the rock and the paper was no longer

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      He w raped a rock? "Dude"(quoting KR), w rape is never cool, even if you're w raping a rock!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    o sorry. wasnt ur parer supposed to save u?

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      English, please

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Unless they grab your fist their hand, and throw it further on its course (while dodging it, of course), thus sending you tumbling to the ground. Paper wins again.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Then why aren't the rocks outdoors just flying around hitting people in the face? Why aren't the scissors indoors flying around stabbing people? BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING GAME.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Because rocks only fly round to hit scissors, and scissors only fly around to stab paper, duh!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    it should be rock, dynamite with a cutable wick, sissors

    gotta love Demetri Martin

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I know it was ridiculously time wasting to read all of these comments, but holy crap I just died laughing. I have no opinion either way on this, i just want to send a personal shout-out to my favorite part of the comments done by Bitchtits, Femalebreasts, and Cockmeatsandwich. I had to put down my computer and walk away at that point cause I had to pee.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    what if someone blocks your punch with his hand and then twists it. then paper wins and you get your ass kicked :p

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    all this arguing about who is right are wrong geesh....i was always upset and the jerkwads who said dynamite or bomb at the end of the game instead of actually playing haha oh well.........guess i will just pray my essay wont eat me tonight hahahahaha jk jk,,,,

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    http://www.bigfatass.de/bfa/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/paper_rock.jpg

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    actually the person who chose paper could easily stop your punch by catching your fist with their already open palm

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    have to close your eyes to be fair.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Helarious!! Yr all to serious man. Hit Stumble!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    i would just take my already opened hand and bitch slap this fool

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    HAHA that's what my husband does. Except not when we play rock paper scissors. He just punches me in the face.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    The only problem is that if the person who threw paper was smart, they could just block the punch with their open hand...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    funny as shit i tried it to my friend today xD

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Yay Dane Cook.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I love rock.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    lol soooo true!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    It doesnt make sence when its a rock, but me and my friends call it a Well. And then it makes more sence. Cause then scissors falls in to well, so well wins and paper covers the well so no watter could be taken... ok it doesnt make that much sence too...

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      SENSE! SENSE! READ A BOOK! READ A BOOK! READ A MOTHERFORKING BOOK!

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        I'm pretty sure books aren't in all caps...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    How do you play paper vs rock

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Just looked at this!

      Holy crap i just wasted so much time!

      But im really glad i looked. Its funny how much life you spent on this rediculous sign. Hit STUMBLE! and now i am one of you...wasting my time...STUMBLE!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Somebody's got issues...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    A paper over rock is what emperors used as a symbol/tool to say, "not fucking happening" back in the day.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    this is friggin awesome...i always hated how that damn piece of insignificant paper beat rock

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    It's from a Chinese proverb... just wikipedia it.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    lol...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    OMFG best StumbleUpon EVER.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      You're stupid.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Pwnsaus, that may have been the hardest I have laughed in a very long time. I thank you for such a great comment.

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          No, THAT may have been the hardest I have laughed in a very long time. I thank you for such a great comment.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I've never laughed so hard, oh my gosh

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Dude you have issues. Its a game

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Spock would rock your rock.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    If paper didn't beat rock then the game would have no point because rock would always win

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    HAHAHAHAHA love it and defo gona do it :P

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I'm sorry you can't just play a simple game and need to be an asshole. Wtf does it matter. Paper fucking beats rock because that how it is. You deserved to be punched. If anybody every hit me over this. I will kick their ass then shove paper done their throat. OK not angry over stupid anymore... And Stumble.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    In Russian it is "fantasticka"

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Okay, I'll throw a boulder at you, and you can defend yourself with a sheet of notepaper. Good luck.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Aw, come on, keep it proportionate. Throw a boulder and defend with industrial size poster paper.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    hahaha it's so damn! true haha LOL

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I would just catch your fist in the palm of my hand and show you, paper wins!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    you all fuckin crack me up lol

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Ha I love this! I always told my friends that rock always wins! You are also correct in the quick answers. We have a lot of the same views!

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Also rock paper scissors all have there way in helping in life! It may be in a negative or positive way, just depends on how you want to use it!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    hahaha funny but annoying at the same time

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    If you're gonna rip off Mitch Hedberg at least credit his name on somewhere on the website. The world already has too many Mencia's.

    Be original, Be funny, Don't steal.

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      / 3 years ago

      You know, I've heard people credit 6 different people as having said this joke.. what makes you think Mitch Hedberg actually came up with it?

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Because the words on that board are a direct quote from mitch hedberg

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    lmao! true i will use rock from now on :P

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I can't stop laughing. Not from the saying, but from the comments and names...do i really have this much time?

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I LUVS IT!!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    beid

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Dumb. waste of time and space.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    treut4e

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    whoever says paper has no powerful effect clearly has never had to spend endless amounts of time on an essay

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Boom....just BOOM

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I Just like the old game.We use to play it ,and the loser took a shoot of booze.Those were the days that i was a dumb ass.Rot gut whickey.How true the saying is!!!!Had surgery and lost 27 in. of my gut.So if you play be careful not to lose.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I see how scissors beats paper, and how rock beats scissors, but paper beats rock? Paper 'covers' rock and renders it helpless? then why not paper beats scissors? Paper can't beat anything! A rock would shred paper. When I play I always choose rock and if someone says they beat me with paper I hit them in the mouth with my already clenched fist and say, sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Simple, replace paper with dynamite with a cutable wick.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    because the pen is mightier than the sword?

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Sounds like someone's a sore loser.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    We need a change... I agree Rock beats paper anytime... I propose an England-Ireland-South Africa triad instead...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    sounds like some sanctimonious hipster throwing a temper tantrum.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    ROTFL! I never understood that game... I may use that in a cartoon at some point. Though I already did by having a Ouija board ghost tell the Ouijers to play Rock, Paper, Scissors - Loser bites it.

    Tj - Entities-R-Us, Ghost Hunter Comic

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    We tested this theory and agree... unless the guy with paper knows karate.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I am strong, and I will fear no paper....unless it's hiding a rock....that's the rock conspiracy, that it's powerless when covered in paper.... then when you let your guard down...WHAM! I'm not falling for your chicanery, rock....I'm watching you....

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Wise man with a valid point. LMAO !!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I have actually witnessed paper beating scissors. Like, the metal part of the scissors literally just snapped in half.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      hahaha truu! xD

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    What about them grapping your hand with their ready "paper" hand and then slap you back you dolt!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Who is the douche bag who over anylizes rock paper scissors?

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I put a bag over this guy's head, he tried to take it off by banging with the two rock he held in his hands. Oh, the horror.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    the reason paper beats rock is because a long time ago people wrote down their massages on rocks. Today we write messages on paper. I think anyone would prefer to have some paper and pen in their bag over some rocks and chissels.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Haha great! :-)

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Izzymurphy4 is right

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    This feels stupid.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    "Rock is overpowered! Paper is fine."

    - Scissors

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Actually, in the old Chinese dynasties, when you submitted your petition to the emperor, he never told you what its fate was. If it failed, his advisor would drape it over a rock that sat near the throne. You would then go get your paper, and that was it.

    That's where the 'paper beats rock' thing came from.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Always didn't understand how paper supposedly beat rock all the time, this gives you something to think about....great...i'm glad I STUMBLED upon it....lol

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Paper could be comfort. Rock would then be violence and Scissors is industry.

    See the scissors is useful and represents the part of us that is resourceful. And is easily destroyed by violence infuenced by lack of comfort. And Scissors also cuts paper, = Being resourceful too much makes us forget how important it is with down time and quality time.

    The Paper represents quality. You wipe with it, you read and write on it. The quality of life is greater than violence and everyone needs comfort more than fightning. by covering rock. = Diminishing violence among ourselves.

    The rock is the primitive side of ourselves. the blame game is throwing rocks and it can destroy our will to being resourceful and work. Often because of lack of paper.

    :)

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      / 3 years ago

      Do people really have so much time on their hands as to try and contemplate a deep philosophical meaning to a simple kids game? What is next? Comparing the mold that grows on cheese to how life and death are so intiqutely intertwined? Get a life. Seriously.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        What are you on dude? Smoking the paper chewing the rock? Salwerio

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          no hes smokin the rock!

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Do people really have so much time, that they spend it commenting on subjects they don't find interesting, only to be a douche? That is some life you are living. ;)

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          Says the person who must of had enough time to read into the topic of peoples comments...

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          Oh, irony.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I thought it was pretty funny...Next time, I'm punching someone in the face when I lose to paper:)

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I just go around stabbing people. Wait, what were we talking about?

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      awesome

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Here is a quick answer.

    Paper=Money,or people who have alot of it.

    Rock=Power, like military or political powers.

    Scissors=Science, or "cutting" edge technology.

    Those with money, like governments, are able to buy power(military, votes, ect.) to accomplish what they need.

    In order to keep the their "power", money needs to buy "scissors", or technology, in order to keep the "rock" strong. In turn, if the "rock" needs more power, they can always overpower the scissors and take what it needs.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      money is made with cotton

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      then why isnt it called "Money, Power, Science?"

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      you just ruined rock paper scissors...thanks a lot.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Shut the fuck up. I'm going to rock you in the face.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Money is made from cotton.......0o0

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Money is made from cotton.....0o0

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      Wow that was obnoxious. I hope you get involved in a paper cutting mishap.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      You have too much time on your hands

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      I'd like to see what a person with money would do if I broke his nose. probably sue me. But that's why I wouldn't have a penny to my name. Plus I'd stay in Mexico till things blew over. ROCK WINS.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      DUDE you just made rock paper scissors one of the hardest games too play, which side i'm gonna choose with al this valuable information..

      I mean i actually have to THINK before choosing, Thanks a lot..

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      You now money can buy power, right? Ever heard of the Kennedy's?

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        you KNOW you don't NOW moron

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Actually, money is a representation of the wealth of a country, specifically, how much gold or "rock" they have. Another win for rock.

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        Technically if we still used the gold system we wouldn't have gold jewlery because it would be used only as currency. Yeah...

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        gold is metal dumbass

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          gold is made by the composition of other rocks that surround it cause it to have its shape texture clevage and composition. in turn gold can be classified as a rock

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            Anonymous
            / 2 years ago

            diamond is rock.. ish

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Actually, money is no longer worth it's weight in gold. The banks no longer back their money in gold bars. That went out in the early 1900's. Clearly someone hasn't seen Zeitgeist.

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          worth IT IS weight...no, worth IT HAS weight...no, worth ITS weight YES!

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          Personally dude, I get you, but I wouldn't be walking around with a cocky attitude quoting Zeitgeist. Did a little deeper. Watch/research something that wasn't handled to you on a silver movie platter. Then quote that. I'll respect you more.

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            Anonymous
            / 3 years ago

            Personally dude, I get you, but learn to spell correctly. Dig, not did, and handed, not handled.Llearn to not type like an idiot. then write your reply. I'll respect you more.

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              Anonymous
              / 3 years ago

              Personally dude, I get you, but if you're going to call someone out for not spelling correctly, maybe you should take a page out of your own book and not fuck up. Last I checked, learn wasn't spelled llearn. You're both idiots.

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                Anonymous
                / 3 years ago

                Personally dude, I get you, but if you're going to call two people out for not spelling correctly, maybe you should take a page out of your own book and not fuck up. Last I checked, Youre both retarded was spelled you are both retarded.

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                  / 2 years ago

                  Personally dude, if you're going to call someone out on their homophones, do the blasted research. Last I checked, "You're" was (and is) a contraction for "you are", and therefore was used correctly. And as far as I'm concerned, everything in the universe, the five of us very much included, is an absolute idiot in some way, shape or form. I'll bet someone is eventually going to call me out for one reason or another, and the cycle will continue, and I will either never know or not know for a great period of time. And yes, I know about the run-on sentence fail that happens to be my doing. I also know approximately how recursive I'm being. And how recursive I'm being about how recursive I'm being, and so on, and so forth. I'm just going to post this now.

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                    Anonymous
                    / 2 years ago

                    personally dude, i just wanted to see personally dude, again.

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                    Anonymous
                    / 2 years ago

                    And now I'm replying to my own comment because I accidentally left out two words in the second to last sentence in the last comment. I fail so hard.

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                      Anonymous
                      / 2 years ago

                      Personally dudes, you are all freaking stupid as shit. Grow up and stop being such little dip shits!

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                        Anonymous
                        / 2 years ago

                        Freaking censored word correct!!! :p

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                          Anonymous
                          / 2 years ago

                          ^ C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!

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                            Anonymous
                            / 2 years ago

                            LMFAO!

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                  Anonymous
                  / 3 years ago

                  Personally dude, your name isn't even English.

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                    Anonymous
                    / 3 years ago

                    ^win

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                      / 2 years ago

                      F.U.C.K Y.O.U!

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                        Anonymous
                        / 2 years ago

                        bitch cunt fucking fucker whorebag

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                          Anonymous
                          / 2 years ago

                          ass licking faggot raping motherfucker slut skank asswiping shitface

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                            Anonymous
                            / 2 years ago

                            peeny?

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                Anonymous
                / 3 years ago

                WIN!

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                  Anonymous
                  / 3 years ago

                  Reading this entire conversation was so much better than the stumble itself. Thank you for making mistakes!

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                    Anonymous
                    / 2 years ago

                    a fight over the internet is like the special Olympics. Even when you win, you're still Retarded.

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                    Anonymous
                    / 3 years ago

                    i completely agree i dont even remember what i stumbled upon anymore haha

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                    Anonymous
                    / 3 years ago

                    That is just so funny...That's exactly what I was thinking...lmao

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                      Anonymous
                      / 3 years ago

                      Personally dude, I get you... awe f it

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                        Anonymous
                        / 3 years ago

                        same boat chaps.....

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      I will fuck a rock.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      i wanted to punch you in the face half way through reading this

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        paper is used to make legal documents which record the law, which is upheld by the governing body so... rock loses in the end and you get a law suit on your ass for assault and you can bet your ass that the law suit will be on paper... PAPER BEATS YOU!!!!

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        too bad. he did paper.

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        nailed it.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        I wanted to punch this tool in the face as well. Cheers!

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        ditto to cha cha. somebody missed the joke.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        You rock.

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          I paper

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            Anonymous
            / 2 years ago

            I robot

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              Anonymous
              / 2 years ago

              I robot is right screw all you people

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                Anonymous
                / 2 years ago

                I want to watch iRobot now.

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              Anonymous
              / 2 years ago

              I scissor

              (with girls)

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                Anonymous
                / 2 years ago

                iPad. Yeah that's right. This was all an elaborate Apple advert

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                  Anonymous
                  / 2 years ago

                  iPad 2

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                    Anonymous
                    / 2 years ago

                    imac. ahh yes, the good ol' days.

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                    Anonymous
                    / 2 years ago

                    i <3

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                      Anonymous
                      / 2 years ago

                      iPple Pie (apple pie FTW)

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                        Anonymous
                        / 2 years ago

                        I Tarzan.

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                          Anonymous
                          / 2 years ago

                          The fuck...

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                            Anonymous
                            / 2 years ago

                            Derner

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                              Anonymous
                              / 2 years ago

                              iCarly

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                                Anonymous
                                / 2 years ago

                                = gay

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                                  Anonymous
                                  / 2 years ago

                                  = not straight = curved = possessing an inconstant derivative. I wonder what the slope of a gay is at his point of inflection.

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                                    Anonymous
                                    / 2 years ago

                                    how the fuck did it get tho that?......... I-RAN lol

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                                      Anonymous
                                      / 2 years ago

                                      irock, the new iraq.

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                                        Anonymous
                                        / 2 years ago

                                        iLaugh.

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                                          Anonymous
                                          / 2 years ago

                                          iAm....Iron Man. ;)

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            Anonymous
            / 3 years ago

            no, you like men

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Wow, just Wow

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Winning!

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      This is exacly what I find myself spending my time on figuring out also. We should hang

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    this is stupid.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Chill out dude!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Lava beats everything.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Except absolute zero.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        But absolute 273 beats absolute zero... Let's play lava, absolute zero and absolute 273

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    this is stupid

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Your name is Bitchtits

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        And your name is Femalebreasts...

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          my name is cockmeatsandwich

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          ha ha ha ha ha Ok...going back to the paper vs rock discussion lol

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          I believe that was part of the joke

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I can wipe my bum with one sheet of paper. I would never use a rock or sizzors. It hurts just to think about that.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    We've all heard that argument countless times..."There's no way paper would beat rock!". The game obviously wouldn't work if paper didn't beat rock, hence the reason it does. Writing a long explanation on a big sign doesn't make this funny either.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Or your just a debbie downer.

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        Or YOU'RE just...

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          Anonymous
          / 2 years ago

          You suck

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            Anonymous
            / 2 years ago

            Or YOU'RE suck...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    great job on taking an old internet picture and copying it, dumbass.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I've always understood it to be sandpaper, or that was the explanation I was given as a child when my logic questioned the ridiculous notion that paper could somehow harm the rock. Paper wears down the rock.

    I like Izzymurphy4's explanation below. The game's been passed down so it likely has ancient roots.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Have you tried wiping (anything) with a rock ?!

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      Yeah, dog shit off my shoes. Rock works better than paper for that.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    HAHAHA FUCK THEM MOTHER FUCKERS ... MY FIST BEATS ALL...

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      I'm pretty sure my scissors would fuck up your fist. Sharp, pointed metal beats balled lump of bone and flesh.

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        Anonymous
        / 2 years ago

        He could probably pummel your puny scissors into submission, assuming he didn't foolishly punch the sharp edges, damaging his hands and fingers.

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        didnt see that one coming, did he....nope

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          Good one!!!!!

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    hahahahah

    stop taking it so literally. Its hysterical. Just take it as that :)

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Rock is dead. Long live Paper and Scissors.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      what about dynamite?

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    This is hilarious

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    I heard that from Demetri Martin stand up comedy.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      demetri martin= loser

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        Anonymous
        / 3 years ago

        Demetri Martin is quite an intelligent man, and more successful than you are, "dude".

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          Anonymous
          / 3 years ago

          You're a douche. Do you honestly think you're brilliant because you phrase things using slightly less common, albiet well-known, expressions/words (see I can do it too fag-stick), and put common slang in quotes like you're too good for it?

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            Anonymous
            / 2 years ago

            I believe he was quoting Keanu Reeves. Pink handbag stick? I'm still working on "peeny"...

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              / 2 years ago

              haha thats classic :)

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    give me industrial sized paper rolls and we will see how well you can escape from that.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    Paper covering rock was used as a political veto in ancient Japan, where the game originated. If the emperor wanted to keep a law from being passed, he would place paper over the rock the law had been carved on. Or something like that.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      still makes no sense.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    loser

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    isnt this from Daniel Tosh??...

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    If the person blocks your punch with their palm, paper has protected them, dumbass.

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      Anonymous
      / 3 years ago

      thats just ironic

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    $=lawers

    Lawyers=Jail

    Jail=Lose

    by the associative property:

    Paper=Lose

    You should use paper every time.

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    Anonymous
    / 3 years ago

    paper=$

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