Wild Girlfriend Fuuu

...because women are impervious to rational thought? Dumb.

You encounter a large group of FEMALES. They appear to be of Neutral alignment. You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL.

TALK selected. Which option? A. INTRO B. ASK C. INSULT D. JOKE

You have chosen TALK, JOKE. Your 2 points in WIT and 1 point in INT give you 2 dice to roll. You roll a 10. On a scale of 1 - 200, your joke ranks "Limping Sophomoric Cliche," and you lose RESPECT and INTEREST points from most of the FEMALES. You have new TALK options

for the remaining FEMALES.

You can A. TALK, B. RUN, C. ATTACK, D. CAST A SPELL on remaining FEMALES.

...

You have chosen TALK; FLIRT. Your 2 points in WIT, 1 point in INT, 1 point in CHARISMA, and EXP level 2 give you 4 dice to roll. You incur a 1-die penalty for having remained at EXP level 2 for such a long time when most players would have achieved levels 24 - 40 by now.

You roll a 21. On a scale of 1 - 300, your FLIRT ranks "Grasping Bitter Desperation" and all remaining females, even those with extremely low INT and TASTE, wander off to look for scantily clad Forest Elf Archers instead of having to stand near you.

You have opened the channel, Guild Search. On which guild would you like more information?

...

You have chosen, "Losers Seeking Similarly Sexist Lamers for Comiserating Circle Jerk-- No high levels accepted."

As you make your way through the wood to the LSSSLCCJ guild hall, you hear in the distance the faint sounds of other people in the bushes, obviously in a state of erotic frenzy, and think to yourself how much better it is getting laughs from other losers, than getting laid. There's no way any of those FEMALES could have told you the way to the Neveryielding Brilliant Rapier of Ultimate Power, anyway.

Happiness all around. I admit, I have been the wild girlfriend once or twice in my day. Unfortunately, my guy has figured out how this works. He now is immune to my tantrums and just lets me rant until I run out of steam and demand cuddles.

I got your back Jack, bitches be crazy.

HAHA WIMMIN R IRRASHUNAL & DA MENZ R ALWAIZ RITE BUT DEY JUSS CANT WIN CUZ WIMMIN B CRAAAAZYYYYY LOLOLOL

can we puh-LEAZE retire this exhausted cliché?

Its funny because its true :)

I love the look on the guy's face at the end.

i punched a guy and he sdead

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wait sorry let me rephrase that

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