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DNA - Check Mate

DNA - Check Mate
posted by oxyclean 4 years ago

Everyone knows scientists insist on using complex terminology to make it harder for True Christians to refute their claims. Deoxyribonucleic Acid, for example... sounds impressive, right? But have you ever seen what happens if you put something in acid? It dissolves! If we had all this acid in our cells, we'd all dissolve! So much for the Theory of Evolution, Check MATE!

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    Anonymous
    / 2 years ago

    100 bucks says this was written by an atheist

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    / 2 years ago

    so are you serious? really? have you gone to school? what level of education have you achieved so far? i think you need to furthure educate yourself. and "glomping"? what is that? then you end it with "motherfucker"!? interesting.

    does all this science confuse you? you cannot wrap your little close minded brain around it? so you resort to "trying" to attack and trump the other players. no. sorry, we all just lol'd @ you. you sorry, uneducated, choir boy.

    if you wanna be offensive, do it right next time. educate yourself first so you can have a somewhat fair and even argument.

    and now christianforums.com you may pull the dick out of your ass and or mouth, and shut the hell up. thank you.

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      / 2 years ago

      oh and i also must be working for the devil because i am majoring in biotechnology. i have worked with organisms and they're dna, including my own. and honestly this will blow your freakin mind. it is amazing. you don't know what you are missing, you don't know what you are letting slip through your fingers, and what the world has to offer. it is all just passing you by. do you really want to live without knowing what is really out there? i think you need to get your priorities straight.

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        / 2 years ago

        I'm not sure which way you're arguing here..

        The 'motherfucker' caption was making fun of the person who wrote the glomping bit.... :p

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    we also don't actually have stomach acid.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    The existence of Christians proves evolution doesn't exist; they always stay the same stupid.

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      Anonymous
      / 2 years ago

      yep

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    water is an acid, I forgot that everytime I drank it my throat dissolved... some christians are retarded

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    I think DNA is pretty cool guy, eh kills the humins and doesn't afraid of anything.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    oh god..

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    i swear having to read this several times to make sure i wasn't just missing the point and it is actually retarded made me a little more stupid. :/

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    this is probably the most retarded thing i've ever seen. probably.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    have you ever eaten an orange? your mouth seems fine, sure the enamel on your teeth is affected but otherwise your mouth is fine, and hey, citric ACID. acid does'nt always burn stupid.

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    Anonymous
    / 4 years ago

    Religious are stupid ...

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